Mr. Chickadee: How big is the garden going to be this year?
Me: (blankly) What garden?
Mr. Chickadee: The garden that I know you are going to insist on planting.
Me: I don't know what you are talking about.
Mr. Chickadee: (Sighs.)
(A pregnant pause fills the air for several moments, then:)
Me: Well, how big do you think it should be?
MC: Well last year you said you were never going to garden again. You always overdo it and then you swear you will never ever do it again.
Me: (incredulously) I do?
Mr. Chickadee: NUMEROUS TIMES.
Me: Oh. Well, I suffered from temporary insanity. The glut of tomatoes and cucumbers overwhelmed me and I couldn't take it anymore. I was having nightmares that they had overtaken the house while we were sleeping. But I have since reconsidered my position.
Mr. Chickadee: So you ARE going to garden again.
Me: Well, probably just a tiny little one.
Mr. Chickadee: (snort) Uh huh.
Me: I am serious.
Mr. Chickadee: (feigns sudden and irreversible deafness)
Me: You never believe me.
Mr. Chickadee: (still feigning deafness)
Me: Never mind. You'll see.
Mr. Chickadee: (wisely remains quiet and buries his head in his newspaper)
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Conversation is over, until we fast forward to March:
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Me: So when are we going to rent the tractor?
Mr. Chickadee: What tractor?
Me: (Impatiently) You know, the tractor that we till the field with.
Mr. Chickadee: I thought you weren't going to have a big garden again.
Me: What are you talking about! Of course I am going to have a big garden! I have one every year! I couldn't imagine life without one!
Mr. Chickadee: (thoughtfully and quietly gives me a long, searching look)
Me: (smile winsomely and innocently at Mr. Chickadee)
Mr. Chickadee: (wisely turns and without comment goes to call the rental place to reserve the tractor)
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And this, dear friends, is why I have a successful marriage. :)
;)
xoxo,
Chickadee